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Corzine Testimony Shocker! Has Anything Changed on Wall Street?

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With only 100 members, the United States Senate is often touted as being among the most exclusive clubs in America, second only to the 50 members in the National Governors Association. As a member of both clubs, Jon Corzine is elite among the elites, serving as a U.S. Senator from New Jersey and later as the state's Governor. And we've not even gotten to his tenure as the CEO two Fortune 500 companies -Goldman Sachs (GS) and MF Global.

Corzine makes belonging to 1% look about as ordinary as a cardholder at the local Elk's Lodge. To see a man with more connections than the Delta shuttle get hauled before a Congressional panel to answer questions about his role in one of the biggest bankruptcies in U.S. history, and the estimated $1.2 billion in missing MF Global client funds; it is just too big to ignore.

"I simply do not know where the money is," Corzine explained in his prepared testimony for the House Committee on Agriculture, who are best known for their roll in creating that torturous tome better known as the Farm Bill.

"The only thing this has to do with agriculture is the amount of BS being spread," Macke exclaims in the attached clip. "Has anything changed in the unholy relationship between finance and government?"

Beyond a short-term memory loss exacerbated by not having access to his notes, Corzine also sought to set the record straight on the risk-taking that occurred on his watch at MF Global, saying the firm was only "leveraged 37.3 times," rather than the preposterous 40 times that has been widely reported in the media.

While there will be more hearings, probes, and lawsuits emerging in the weeks and months ahead, it would be presumptive to think his demise will consist of anything more damning than humiliation.

For market watchers like Macke and me, that's a real shame and a wasted opportunity.

"If they take down Corzine, you could maybe have some confidence in these markets," Macke says, knowing full well that's not going to happen.

How do you believe the Corzine/MF Global meltdown will play out? Let us know in the comment section below or visit us on Facebook.

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638 comments

  • NAVYVET 86-95  •  5 months ago
    He pocket it in overseas accounts. Like most rich people do. They know better then to deposit those funds in US banks. The 1% maybe getting ready for the when the system and wall st completely break down right after the eruo goes down.
    • John 5 months ago
      He's a Lib & Dem, how can you say that. All Libs & Dems are for the middle class.
    • fairthewell 5 months ago
      Corzine was a figurehead - he had nothing to do with the investments which all were very risky and in 'dark' markets - there is no 'daylight' in Hedge Fund investments - Corzine got a salary and bonuses except on his way out he didnt take his $12 million bonus because the Hedge Fund was broke.
    • Robert W 5 months ago
      As a figurehead, he'll take the fall too and become the scapegoat.
  • Bjorn Toulouse  •  5 months ago
    sentenced to 25 years of hard Tennis........

    B. Madoff
    • markm 5 months ago
      stop the GD autopost. you've said this 25 times. we get the picture, spammer
    • Bjorn Toulouse 5 months ago
      I only posted once......Pendejo
  • B L  •  5 months ago
    seen these things happened again and again, maybe more. But the things are the same, never change.
  • Robynrokn  •  5 months ago
    I know nutheeng, I see nutheeng, Corzine employs the Sgt Schulz defense from Hogan's Heroes. Can anyone explain why Corzine is not banned from the security industry for life yet? And why haven't the board members been prosecuted? Apparently they paid their CEO millions of dollars yet the man couldn't be qualified because he doesn't know anything and didnt intend anything. Clearly that was a failure in fiduciary responsibility. Course there's little left for the lawyers so they'll all go on merrily down the stream.
  • Trader Nick 44  •  5 months ago
    Big surprise, A corrupt, greedy, thieving Demonrat side stepping responsibility! Dims reaaallllly seem to care about the little guy, I'm sure he'll work tirelessly to get everyone their money back! Unless of course the missing money went int Obama's campaign fund. Just remember the Dims are honest, giving, caring, altruistic public servent who only care about the little guy, don't forget....you better have some more of this Kool-Aid, just in case. Demonrats are evil!!!!!!
  • 94 QB  •  5 months ago
    "I do not know where the money is"...Really? Corzine might be well advised to order his three-piece suits with bullet-proof vests. Some of his victims may not be as charitable as his cronies in Congess.
  • fairthewell  •  5 months ago
    Hey everyone, you don't want regulation or oversight....this is the result - Caveat Emptor...A fool and his money is soon parted.
    • Itold 5 months ago
      Are you trying to be funny or you are just naive? Like crooks do not find the ways to circumvent the regulation? Duh. The only difference is that the more regulation we have, the CONNECTED crooks (like this one) get to circumvent the regulation. regulation is meaningless because they do not abide for it anyway. check the other countries. The countries with most restrictive regulations are the most corrupt ones.
  • fairthewell  •  5 months ago
    Republicans watered down Dodd Frank-all of this is still the Bush legacy- this is your Deregulation, no oversight, no daylight - am hoping most of the Republicans get kicked out in 2012 - let the Dems try and put things back in place and for those who don't want any part of the safety net, Social Security and Medicare, I say 'opt out', you want to be on your own, go ahead, do what you want - meanwhile we need to get the Middle Class back to work and repeal the tax incentives for companies taking their jobs overseas - get some manufacturing back - it was the Middle Class that fired up the economy for the past 50 years....for those investors who got into MF Global, you thought you were going to make a killing...well now, how do you feel about Regulation!
  • Linda  •  5 months ago
    If this lying thief gets away with it, or if Obama pardons him after he is convicted, I will give up what faith I have in this country. I am still hoping desparately that voting out the Tea Party, who let Norquist do their thinking and voting, and anyone else who has a hint of self interest will start a reform of our corrupt government. Public office shouldn't be an unregulated and unpoliced opportunity for getting richer at the public expense. It is scary to be part of the majority who don't know how to join 'em or effectively fight em. Sad.
    • fairthewell 5 months ago
      MF Global is a Hedge Fund - it is risky - no regulation - no oversight - money goes into 'dark' markets - doubt Corzine knows what the investments are - he banks on a salary and bonuses...he was a figurehead and that was all.............
  • HABEEB  •  5 months ago
    How come Garret Bauer (44 years old - Google this one) faces up to 55 years in prison & millions in fines for only a $109 million insider trading scheme & the big boys of greed & corruption get slapped with petty stuff via the likes of Rajaratnam & Madoff? If the cards get dealt then make sure they are dealt fairly. $1.6 billion should mean a lot more the 25 years hard time for Corzine……..like @ 800 years or see how long he can hold his breath!
  • Obama Food Stamps  •  5 months ago
    I'll bet his matress is suddenly three feet thick.
  • Obama Food Stamps  •  5 months ago
    What's the big deal? The taxpayer suffered $$Trillions$$ in losses and Obama gets to run for reelection.
    • fairthewell 5 months ago
      I lost 40% of stock market investment in 2008 - Obama was not President if you remember - stock market plunged below 6500 on Bush's watch...we are still dealing with Bush's economy..if you had been in the market you would have had your facts straight................
  • Obama Food Stamps  •  5 months ago
    Obama will pardon him because half of the missing money is in Corzine's account in the Cayman Islands, the other half is now in Obama's campaign chest.
  • FlyGirl  •  5 months ago
    Small frauds happen regularly. Look at PMGEP.PK for an example of executives and trustees taking $100,000,000 of investors' money in 2006 and reducing it to $11,000,000 today. These figures are based on the IPO for the preferred shares and the tender offer by Five Mile Capital Partners. (Shares were sold at $25 with a $25 liquidation preference and 9% dividend promised. Dividends were suspended three years ago.) The money has been diverted to the pockets of the company CEO, general counsel and other executives as well as pre-paid legal fees for five years. The executives with the complicity of the the trustees and lawyers diverted money to a "secular" fund to keep their salaries and bonuses out of sight. Misleading/limited information was provided to Duff and Phelps to justify the low value.
    The company was delisted from NYSE ostensibly to save money but effectively to evade scrutiny.
    The shareholders are farflung and diverse - soldiers, 87 year old grandmother, retireees, hedge fund- without resources to pursue legal remedies. The company has prepaid $5,000,000 in legal fees to Winston and Strawn so they standby to subvert the shareholders' will.
    Just another day on Wall Street!
  • w  •  5 months ago
    these hearing are a waste of time. No taxpayer money is involved. This is simple another way for congressman to pontificate. If there is criminal activity let the agnecies do their job. The biggest waste of money are the hearing themselves. We are paying a high price for the hot air of government
  • H-Bomb  •  5 months ago
    As long as BHO holds the Executive Fiat Pardon Pen, his best buddy and top Wall Street Fund Raiser, Jon Corzine, will not spend one day in the "Booty House." Surprised that Rezka is already there, and Blago is on his way. Any bets as to who makes the top of the Executive Pardon Christmas List?
  • H-Bomb  •  5 months ago
    Jon Corzine: Building his Presidential Resume, one looting liberal failure at a time. Priceless!!!!!
  • H-Bomb  •  5 months ago
    Yahoo Nazi's again sweeping comments. What's the matter, don't believe in the First Amendment, or did Corzine pay you off too?
  • Dude_2011  •  5 months ago
    Obama admin is citing lame excuses as usual to protect cronies.
  • robert h  •  5 months ago
    strange how AG Holder is quiet suddenly, huh?...OOPS he and Obama are buddies....Put Corzine in Ft Levinworth for 30 years without parole.

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