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    Adam Carolla on Occupy Wall Street: The Rich and Poor Are More Similar Than You Think

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    Even before the 'Occupy' movement gripped America and the rest of the world last fall, The Daily Ticker had been covering the sad, but true reality of our country's fading middle class: Middle-income families have been hit hard by more than 30 years of stagnating wages and rising prices for basic necessities like food and energy.

    Our segment last May entitled "America's Middle Class Crisis: The Sobering Facts" hit a nerve, quickly becoming our most popular segment of all time with millions of views and more than 10,000 shares on Facebook. The reception to the clip was shocking, but after the most recent global financial crisis left so many jobless, it is hard to be all that surprised.

    The leaderless 'Occupy' movement, chided for not having one single mission, did manage to make growing wage disparity a major cause to protest. Its most notable crusade remains against the country's richest 1% in an era where it seems the rich get richer, the poor get poorer and those in the middle grow fewer.

    Many would argue that more needs to be done to rebuild the middle class and close the huge gap between the rich and poor in the U.S. President Obama has even made this a theme for his bid to recapture the White House.

    But for all the differences between the social classes, there are plenty of similarities says comedian Adam Carolla. In his new e-book Rich Man, Poor Man he uses illustrations to demonstrate how the rich and poor are not so different after all. As you might expect, some of the colorful pictures and examples are right in line with Carolla's comedic tone and also a bit off-color.

    We here at The Daily Ticker take this topic very seriously, but also have a sense of humor and believe even the most-serious subjects can handle a moment of levity to lighten the mood. We hope you feel the same.

    With out further ado, here are a few of Carolla's funny pontifications of which pertain to both the rich and the poor, but not those left in the middle:

    Has an outdoor shower: If you have an outdoor shower then one of two things are true, says Carolla.

    You either have a shower poolside near your cabana and fully outfitted bar, which makes you rich. Or you're showering at outside at the public beach or simply showering with a bucket outside using your neighbor's hose, which would then make you poor.

    Doesn't use a wallet: Rich people of course always use a money clip, where as poor people cannot afford a wallet and just carry crumpled and bunched money loosely in their pockets, quips Carolla.

    Doesn't use Kleenex: The rich guy couldn't bear using anything other than a monogrammed handkerchief and well, the poor person left to just use the sleeve of his or her shirt.

    Adam Carolla: Money Motivates

    Adam Carolla is a man of many trades. Not only is he a comedian, but he is a best-selling author, TV star and is the host of the number one podcast: The Adam Carolla Podcast.

    He is also widely known for his start on the radio show Loveline and the MTV spin-off, his stint as co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show and his frequent appearances as a contestant and judge on Dancing with the Stars. He is next slated to be a contestant on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump.

    In the accompanying interview, The Daily Ticker's Daniel Gross, a well-established author in his own right, asks Carolla what makes an already successful celebrity try to "make it" as an author. Carolla's answer is plain and simple: money.

    "The reality is somebody comes up to you and says, 'will you do this?' Then you say, 'how much money do you have?'" explains Carolla of his own experiences. "If that number is good enough you go, 'I guest I do want to write a book' and then you write a book."

    That's how his best-selling book In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks came about as did his role on Dancing with the Stars.

    But in the case of Rich Man, Poor Man, Carolla actually came up with the idea himself about seven or eight years ago and has wanted to write it ever since.

    For a laugh, watch the interview to hear Carolla explain all this in his own words. He also tells us why people would like Donald Trump more if only he would dress more like Mark Cuban in cargo shorts and flip flops.

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    71 comments

    • Dick  •  Charlotte, North Carolina  •  3 months ago
      Its true, the rich and poor are not so different. The rich get their ice in the summer and the poor in winter.

      Bat Masterson
    • Steve  •  Sacramento, California  •  3 months ago
      Ernest Hemingway pointed this out to William Faulkner over 70 years ago. Faulkner said, "This rich are different from the rest of us." Hemingway replied, "Yes, they have more money."
    • Andrea  •  Dallas, Texas  •  3 months ago
      Yes, they are both screwing the middle class. You know, those folks that spend 1/4 to 1/3 of their income on insurance, 1/4 on a mortgages, and educate your kids and wipe your geriatric parents's spittle off their face and are too frickin tired to revolt and too busy busy to occupy #$%$
    • JoseB  •  3 months ago
      It used to be that Carolla had a radio show that talked about being sexually responsible....then he moved to MTV...now he is a finance connosseur?? #$%$
      • TruthTeller 3 months ago
        I thought he was "busy" spending his time as a gear head on some Speed Channel show.
      • beegneeg 3 months ago
        He also did a 'Mr Fixit' type segment on KROQ before he moved over to TV. Very funny.
      • Just 3 months ago
        Carolla had a radio show that talked about being sexually responsible, yeah right! That's like a drunk teaching sobriety.
    • Don Brown  •  Elmhurst, Illinois  •  3 months ago
      the middle class is still here, it is just the income range that has changed. The middle class now includes everyone who earns up to 150,000/ year!
      • Davis 3 months ago
        Don't be dumb.
    • Caca  •  Monitor Twp, Michigan  •  3 months ago
      OK, my next flight I'm sittin' in first class, cause I'm just like those rich folks. Hope Carolla understands when he gets the bill...
    • Nanoskippy  •  Oxford, Massachusetts  •  3 months ago
      Both groups tend to be full of thumb suckers with no moral fiber.
    • Seth  •  Richmond Hill, Georgia  •  3 months ago
      My problem with this article is in the first paragraph. To get across their message the author of this article uses the plight of the "Middle Income" Families whose food prices have appareently been increasing for decades. Just an FYI to all the readers out there who believed that line, by percentage of income the average American spends less on food than ever before. If food prices increase 2% a year and inflation is 3% a year that means food prices have declined by 1%.
      Plus what is this "Middle Income" American crap. I hate how everyone is talking about the middle class American who needs help from the government. I'm sorry if you're in the middle 30% of America pretty much by definition you're doing all right Maybe not great, but you're "average". Average Americans aren't unemployed and on food stamps and losing their house. They might be upside down on their mortgage and hate that. They may have had a pay freeze at work and now they're paying $3.50 a gallon ($4.00 if you're dumb enough to live in Cali) but they aren't the issue. It's the unemployed that we need to worry about, get people back to work and the rest fixes itself.
      Which bring me to my next little rant. Why is it the governments job these days to create jobs? I thought we were a fairly capitalist society. I though free enterprise created jobs? The government is here to regulate business, provide them guidelines within which to work so they don't harm society and then get out of the way.
      • R.Way 3 months ago
        Good rant, Seth! FED chairman Bernanke made $7.7 TRILLION available to his Bankster Buddies. The idea was stimulus, but in a 70% Consumer Economy, you have to employ MASSIVE amounts of ordinary workers, to get any actual stimulus!

        Instead, the Banksters used TBTF-1 to line their nests --And only made $11-12 BILLION in sheltered, unearned profits; a lousy 1/7th of 1% return!-- and bought themselves a shiny, new, Supreme Court "finding", called "Citizens United vs. Federal Elections Committee", so every election is now theirs to buy!

        Things CANNOT get better... until the next American Revolution, my friend.
      • loredana 3 months ago
        You are just as dumb as your ex governor Barber, blame the government for the middle class down turn . We don't have job because they are all oversea and with the jobs went the middle class .You said the government doesn't create Jobs? What do you think is a police force or teachers or fireman? Like I said dumb as any dummy in Georgia and I lived in fort Benning and cold not wait to get back to California
      • J 3 months ago
        Seth, you're an idiot if you believe that wages have kept up with inflation the past few decades.
    • farplaces  •  Shipshewana, Indiana  •  3 months ago
      Exactly how much money is needed for a person to be declared being rich...? I worked over fifty years and never once earned over 35K in a year. Now I pay 5K a year for health insurance and do not even use an aspirin. Now I pay 7K a year for rent, but paid $312.00 a year half a century past. Now my meager savings are being spent to help my un-employed children survive and another going into college. Exactly what is being rich all about other than being greedy and selfish and almost always media and government sponsored...?
    • Winston Smith  •  Tucson, Arizona  •  3 months ago
      Man, you gotta be rich to even say somthing like that
    • JoseB  •  3 months ago
      ...Old school Rich people like Warren Buffet still live in the same old house and still drive the same old car...
      • Bob 3 months ago
        What's your point?
      • B S 3 months ago
        And fly in the same old jet. Please. Buffet's a money-hoarding dick, not some "of the people" rich saint.
      • SalZ 3 months ago
        In the meantime, your average American uses leverage to buy sports cars, expensive handbags, fancy vacation and live like kings in the effort to pretend to be rich. Funny thing is that if they were to live below their means, they could actually become rich one day.
    • tradeking13  •  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania  •  3 months ago
      I smell a lawsuit from Robert Kiyosaki.
      • BV 3 months ago
        Hell yes... and so he should... what a ripoff this guy is.. and a fool who knows nothing...!!
      • Darek 3 months ago
        BV, you do mean Kiyosaki right? His books are so devoid of any useful information, it's criminal.
    • Roger L  •  Houston, Texas  •  3 months ago
      We were poor during the Great Depression. We had nothing in common with the poor today. ps...we all are rich now.
    • Roger L  •  Houston, Texas  •  3 months ago
      The common thread running through all poor, white, black, brown or what ever color is well known and it is IQ. Surprise! Surprise!
    • 4thplaceismine  •  3 months ago
      haha, wow, how many of you have someone #$%$ in your cereal every morning? what a bunch of sad, sexually repressed grouches.although, the comments on here are not surprising; many of the programs liberals watch are comedies and not so much for conservatives.(btw i'm not even a huge fan of corolla's, but i don't hate him like most of you seem to.)
    • Scott  •  3 months ago
      Both rich and poor are greedy. One wants what the other has and the other wants more.
    • TEDcGEGI  •  San Diego, California  •  3 months ago
      Adam is striving very hard to be the West Coast version of Howard Stern and his moniker, "King of all Media".Comedy Clubs,Cable,TV,Radio,Book---don't know about movies tho. Trying to do it all.
    • xtra  •  3 months ago
      and a four flusher is a fiur flusher tho it bpays very well today.....
    • BV  •  Auckland, New Zealand  •  3 months ago
      what an idiot...
    • RichardD  •  Salt Lake City, Utah  •  3 months ago
      The problem is the only people laughing are the rich people.

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