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    Taken to Task: Jamie Dimon’s House of Ill Repute

    JP Morgan agreed to pay $211 million last week to settle allegations that it cheated local governments in 31 states by rigging the bidding process for dozens of muni bond deals.

    With all the coverage on the grim jobs numbers and the stirring launch of Atlantis, you might have missed the news about JP Morgan's settlement. Or maybe you thought it was groundhog day.

    Friday's settlement was just the latest in a series for the banking giant.

    • In June, JPMorgan paid the SEC $154 million to settle charges it failed to disclose that hedge fund Magnetar not only helped choose the assets in a CDO transaction called "Squared," but also bet against much of the deal.
    • In April, JPMorgan Chase paid $75 million in fines and forfeited $647 million in fees to settle federal charges that it made unlawful payments to win municipal bond business in Jefferson County, Ala.
    • In March 2010, JPM settled for $6 billion with the estate of Washington Mutual, which JPM bought from the FDIC in late 2008 for $1.9 billion. The estate claimed JPMorgan conspired to lower WaMu's sale price by leaking false information about WaMu's finances to federal regulators and potential rival bidders.

    Meanwhile, Chris Whalen of Institutional Risk Analytics estimates JPMorgan may face up to $50 billion in additional claims stemming from lawsuits related to its crisis-era purchases of Bear Stearns and Washington Mutual. The firm is also exposed to separate settlements with state and federal regulators over illegal foreclosure and servicing practices.

    "It has been our view, for some time, that banks are similar to tobacco and asbestos companies in that they are being sued by plaintiffs for a wide variety of problems," writes Rochdale Securities analyst Dick Bove. "This means that each year for the next five to seven, there will be agreements, some wins and some losses, that will cost these companies billions of dollars. JPMorgan Chase, the nation's second largest bank, is likely to pay a large amount of this money."

    The BP of Banking

    Clearly, JPMorgan is not alone in paying big fines. UBS and Bank of America both paid fines related to muni bond rigging while Goldman Sachs got tagged with a $550 million fine for the "Abacus″ transaction that was very similar to JPMorgan's Magentar deal.

    Every Wall Street firm has paid significant fines during the past decade but JPMorgan is starting to look the BP of banking. BP, you'll recall, was cited for safety violation with far greater frequency than its competitors in the years leading up to its 2010 disaster in the gulf.

    I'm not saying JPMorgan is heading for the financial version of the Deepwater Horizon fiasco, but I'd like to take Jamie Dimon to task for creating a culture where bad behavior seems to be epidemic across the bank. Other than some low-level muni bond traders, no one at JPMorgan has been held accountable for these violations, which would suggest Dimon condones the bad behavior.

    Any why not? The fines JPMorgan has paid to date are a drop in the bucket of the tens of billions of dollars of government bailouts and subsidies the firm has received -- and continues to enjoy -- going back to the take-under of Bear Stearns in March 2008. Plus, they're a tax write-off!

    (Editor's note: The Daily Ticker has extended an invitation to Mr. Dimon to come on the program and respond to this story.)

    The World's Best Grifter

    Dimon has taken advantage of Uncle Sam's generosity — and competitors' missteps — to turn JPMorgan into the nation's most powerful bank; if the price of that growth is having to pay some fines that don't even come with a playful slap on the wrist, he'd be a fool not to pursue this business model.

    Dimon is often described as the world's best banker but these days that's like being the world's best grifter — only the law is working for you rather than trying to stop you.

    Which brings me to the watchdogs. I'd also like to take to task the SEC, Federal Reserve, Justice Department and other federal regulators to task for failing to seek criminal charges and for what The NY Times calls a "softer approach" in pursuing cases against white-collar criminals.

    Aaron Task is the host of The Daily Ticker. You can follow him on Twitter at @atask or email him at altask@yahoo.com

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    163 comments

    • Logicalthinking  •  Denver, Colorado  •  3 months ago
      Steal 1 billion and be fined 100 million = 900 million in profits! Who would be willing to embezzle 10 million dollars and be fined 50 million and 3 years in prison? I'm betting plenty of common citizens would be willing to trade 3 years in prison to keep the 90 million when they get out.
    • yang  •  Cork, Ireland  •  4 months ago
      Good Work keep it up.
    • acct  •  5 months ago
      Supreme Court Heads Alito and Scalia andRoberts say that corporations are people....so do all republican candidates......so put the "people" in Jail.
      • Fullglass 5 months ago
        I'll believe that corporations are people when Texas executes one
    • Lulu in Boston  •  6 months ago
      Big banks are big because you put your money in them. You can change that. Live locally, bank locally. Small local banks are wonderful community assets.
    • zippykngr  •  6 months ago
      Seems like somewhere along the way Obummer was bought over by the Banksters, or maybe he was a plant even when he was running for POTUS. I'm so disappointed and feel so deceived by him.
      • So Over It 6 months ago
        I understand how you feel but when it comes to Obama think about your own CEO where you work If you are lucky to work. How many people are in between you and your CEO that can't even run a copy machine and never asked to do so. So many people cover up crap on the way up usually by the time it reached the top some many cooks have been in the kitchen the soup is crap, lies and best not to be eaten because NO ONE know what the next person added to it before it got there.
    • Mike  •  8 months ago
      OH wow Dimon need to come visit me -so I can bury the bastard next to my dog!

      Mike Young
    • ken  •  8 months ago
      one must remember that jp morgan is the rockefeller bank
    • Jack  •  8 months ago
      The fact that businesses can pay fines rather than perform jail sentences is the thing that most irritates the average citizen. We feel helpless and unable to change anything.
    • Pinhead  •  9 months ago
      I like the whip sound.
    • Robert  •  10 months ago
      I've worked at JPM and this article is spot on. There is ZERO professional courtesy between employees. I've worked in the securities industry for almost eight years, and have never been back stabbed as bad as I was at JPM. The reps you work with will shake your hand with one hand and steal your wallet with the other, and management does nothing. In fact, they like it because it creates competition. It's a seedy place to work and I'm glad I don't work there anymore.
      • Dahlia Omega 10 months ago
        Jamie brought that slimey culture with him from Bank One
      • ICU 10 months ago
        I agree with you, as I also worked for JPM. Chase's idea of investment diversification is to have 3 annuities with three different carriers and/or to have the same mutual fund in A, B, and C shares. I know this for a fact. Also a customer paying over 20% interest on a car loan while having 3 times the amount of the car loan in an account paying 1/10th of 1%.
      • Bill 10 months ago
        I don't like any of these clowns, and I've been around the securities industry my entire life. That's why I find it so amazingly laughable that it was okay for Goldman Sachs to bet against the very real estate investment packages that they structured, yet JP Morgan gets punished for doing the same thing. I guess Dimon didn't give enough payola to the right candidates during the last election.
        After we revolt against all the politicians that do nothing except protect their lifelong pensions, and family medical plans (which are so much better than ours), then we (as Shakespeare said) kill all the lawyers. Next we knock off all the investment bankers. They won't know what to do without their lawyers and figureheads anyway.
    • Mary  •  10 months ago
      Come on......wake up America!!!!! Jamie Diamond for Treasury Secretary!!!!!?????
      You get perked for stealing from working Americans!!! Geez.....ALL the people taking
      care of trying to "get us out of the banking problem" were the very people who got us into
      this problem!! Now they are employees of the very Government they screwed!!!!
      Republicans and Democrats.......all to blame!!!! What can we do?????
      • John S 10 months ago
        What can we do???? Vote Tea Party!
      • Scott 10 months ago
        Vote for Ron Paul for President in 2012 - if you aren't a registered Republican, consider registering as a Republican just for the Presidential primary election so you can vote for the one candidate will bust the banking cartel, end the Federal Reserve, and end the out of control corporatism in our economy.
    • Statement  •  10 months ago
      Well Jaimie Diamondopolos leaned from his seedy buddy Sandy Weill who escaped raping Wall St as government regulators continue to sleep and do nothing!!
    • Mac  •  10 months ago
      I think it was Lucky Luciano who said, after being given a tour of Wall Street, if I had known about this I would have gone straight from the start.
    • MrPilgrim  •  10 months ago
      I used to have multiple checking/savings accounts with WAMU before being taken over by JPMorganChase. After becoming more and more p'd off and frustrated with the financial crisis and hearing all the guilty parties involved, I moved my money out of JPM.

      This segment only solidifies my decision to get my money out of this corrupt bank and I hope only bad things for Jamie Dimon from here on out. And to think he's basically considered Obama's leading Wall Street banking guru frustrates me to no end.
    • BO the Looter  •  10 months ago
      Of course he has. He was trained by, and the protege of Sandy Weil. When you are trained by one of the industry's most notorious scumbags, what can you expect.
    • One Nation Underwater  •  10 months ago
      Why hasn't Dimon been arrested?
    • Jaysun  •  10 months ago
      The very fact that Jamie Demon is being looked as a possible candidate as the next Treasury Secretary shows how intertwined corruption/murder/greed/being egotistical/a lot of other bad things and government is. America has been taken hostage by a growing tumor that will soon kill the host if the host doesn't do anything about it.
      • tk 10 months ago
        I am in the investment banking business and analysing the US economy for the last 32 years; since Paul Walker as Fed Chairman.
        Today's biggest joke is Jamie Dimon as Treasry Secretary; because Jamie Dimon is equivalent to a meat seller- to sell more than your neighbour. You all should remember how he was encashing during Lehman crisis. His only aim was to beat Sandy Weil. Dear Obama, at least you are intelligent enough to grasp things; do not appoint Jaimie Dimon as Treasury Secretary; appoint him as Chicago bulls coach, he will do well.
      • John S 10 months ago
        obamaism at it's worst. and THAT is saying something!!
    • Murmillion  •  10 months ago
      What makes guys like this 27.5 time smarter or more valuable to the American economy, by income, than the CEOs of other companies who do not actively cut corners and cheat their investment "partners" out of their hard earned money?

      The old adage is almost universally true: the organization reflects the values of its CEO.
    • Snuffy531214  •  10 months ago
      Big money has no ethics, only the cost of doing business. Looking at the big picture, if JPM made more money than it paid out in fines (like GS), what is the incentive to change their ways?

      ... as the execs stagger to the bank with their big cash bonuses (converting shareholder equity into personal wealth).
    • Jose Antonio G  •  10 months ago
      J.P. Morgan & Jamie Dimon are Scumbags, They are Thiefs stealing
      from anyone, Retirees are dying from Low pensions, But they keep
      paying big money for Illegal activities, SCUMBAGS ALL OF THEM.

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