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Ben Stein How Not to Ruin Your Life

Ben Stein, How Not to Ruin Your Life

Simple Pleasures Include Financial Security

by Ben Stein

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Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007, 12:00AM

In my never-ending quest to learn more about personal finance, I keep my eyes and ears open for the good, the bad, and the ugly.

A few weeks ago, one of my favorite human beings, a handyman in Malibu, was fixing a balky kitchen cabinet door in my house when he told me excitedly about his new car. "It's a Bentley," he said. "I've always wanted a Bentley. It's about 20 years old and needs some work, so I got it pretty cheap. I got it online at eBay."

"Great," I said. "Did you sell your Corvette or your Chrysler Sebring?"

"Neither," he said "The Bentley is my third car."

Consumer Debt Peonage

My heart sank. This fellow is a great handyman. He's a great guy in general. But he has no regular income of any size, works freelance, has either no savings or almost no savings, and isn't young.

Buying that car is placing himself into a form of peonage. He's made himself drastically more susceptible to downward mobility by having an extra monthly bill to pay for car costs, and he's deprived himself of money he could have saved. In a word, he's harmed himself.

If the Bentley breaks, as it will, his repair bills will be astronomical. I tried to gently point this out. He answered simply, "I love cars."

"Then good luck to you," I said and shrugged.

Lives Well-Lived

On the other side of the spectrum, I dined last night with an old friend from the glorious street of my childhood, Harvey Road in Silver Spring, Md.

Gene Daumit, who was accompanied by his beautiful wife, DeeDee, is a super-smart guy with a Ph.D. from MIT, a major job at a huge chemicals company, a spouse with a great job in real estate, a home and a vacation condo that are both paid for (or mostly paid for), a substantial pension, and impressive savings.

As they told me about their life, especially their wildly successful daughters, I said to them, "Your lives have been perfect examples of prudence."

"No," said DeeDee. "We just kept it simple."

This showed staggering wisdom. People who can keep their lives simple are so far ahead of the game it's ridiculous: a steady job or a good business; saving money regularly starting at an early age; great self-discipline about health (Gene and DeeDee are thin and fit); instilling the same discipline in your kids -- it all adds up to a life well-lived.

Set Yourself Free

Gene and DeeDee's example weighed on me heavily, because in my own life and in the lives of those around me there's so much complexity: too many cars, too many houses (my main curse), too much of an image to have to show off, too much keeping up with the Joneses.

All of this keeps you stuck behind the eight ball for too much of your life, working and slaving to support a lifestyle that starts out as a pleasure and becomes a burden.

How do you get back on track? Call a family meeting or just sit down with your financial advisor. Make a list of your monthly obligations. How many of them do you really need? How many of them are freeing you and how many are enslaving you?

Generally speaking, with the exception of a home and a vacation house, if it's eating money and not paying out, you have to question if you really need it. Do you need that time share? Do you need those three cars? Do you need a $20,000 TV? (If you do, please tell me what's on that makes it worth paying that kind of money for.) Illiquid assets that you rarely use enslave you unless you have so much money that their cost is incidental.

The Liquid Life

On the other hand, liquid assets equal freedom, as my old dad used to say. Liquid assets that pay good dividends and have capital gain potential, such as index funds weighted toward companies that are financially strong, are especially lovely.

The XLU, the REIT, and the ICF are all lovely as well. Any form of broad index fund that tracks the larger markets at home or worldwide is a darned good thing -- and for most of us, far better than a third car.

The fact is that life is deeply uncertain. We often need money when we least expect it, and at that point a third car is useless. A third car doesn't compound unless it's a rare antique. (I sure hope my handyman has such a car.)

Money in a broadly based mutual funds or a low-cost variable annuity does compound. Life goes by pretty quick, and as my old student Ferris Bueller said, "If you don't slow down, you might miss it." And slowing down takes money.

The Luxury of Financial Security

The Daumits have it right, and far too many of us have it wrong.

So keep it simple, my friends -- the burl-wood dashboard and plush leather seats of a Bentley may feel great, but opening up your mutual fund statement and seeing how much you have to cushion you and your family against life's uncertainties feels even better. Besides, peace of mind gets you down the road farther and in greater comfort.

Start now. Get those unnecessary monthly costs out of your life and replace them with monthly savings in broadly based funds. I promise you'll be grateful. And if you still want a Bentley, you can always go to the hobby shop and buy a model of one.

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  • Yahoo! Finance User - Saturday, June 9, 2007, 9:37PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Nice cars, big-screen TVs, expensive vacations are good things to want. Money in the bank is a good thing to have.

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Tuesday, June 5, 2007, 1:26PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 2/5

    What does the fact that they are "fit and thin" have to do with anything? If one of them has to be treated with steroids and puts on a ton of weight, will that make them any less disciplined???? Judgemental people suck!

  • Samuel - Tuesday, June 5, 2007, 9:08AM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 3/5

    Although the overall advice is sound, scolding the day-to-day handyman for extravagance while praising the two-high-paying-jobs, vacation-home family friends for frugality is misplaced. The latter can afford the toys and therefore have to make fewer decisions between affordability and desire. His handyman and childhood friend are in entirely different economic classes. It would have been far more insightful to compare two individuals who are bringing home the same paycheck.

  • Sarah - Monday, May 28, 2007, 1:37PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    As a financial advisor, I see consistently that the answer to the freedom we all hope for is no secret, nor is it slick or sexy; it's long-term discipline and level-headed choices. Invest in quality funds on a consistent (monthly) basis, and review them at least annually. Get someone in the boat with you to help guide you and keep you focused. It's simple, but it's not easy!

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Saturday, May 19, 2007, 7:31PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    i advise young people to pay themselves at least 10 cents out of every dollar earned..and advise them to have only one credit card==paid up monthly...some young ones do not realize that credit cards have interest added to their bills!

  • ErikC - Monday, May 14, 2007, 12:44PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    I appreciate and thoroughly enjoy all the columns written by Ben Stein. I enjoy him on Fox News (Around the World) and all his other endeavors. He is an intelligent man, with a vast amount of common sense and knowledge. It is interesting how often he mentions variable annuities, but I believe he likes them mostly because of the tax-deferral. Tax-deferral is a great thing for those that are maxing out their 401Ks and those that are looking to pass on an inheritance. Ben, if you are reading this...NEVER RETIRE, PLEASE! Sincerely, Erik & Joy

  • barbarian - Friday, May 11, 2007, 3:51PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Excellent article thus proclaimed as the K.I.S.S slogan keep it simple stupid.

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Thursday, May 10, 2007, 9:30AM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 4/5

    Ben shows how keeping it simple can give peace of mind an a big fat bank balance. I have passed through bad financial phase in my life and can relate to the same.

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Wednesday, May 9, 2007, 11:55PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Ben always provides simple, yet profound advice. He has influence me and my family to be financially sound. Has anyone read Robert Kiyosaki's Yahoo! article? What a joke! He's basically stating that playing the lottery is better than mutual funds! Read it for a good laugh. Ben is a true expert, Bob Kiyosaki is a fraud.

  • John - Wednesday, May 9, 2007, 1:40PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Today's column makes me feel even better about our financial path (and a little less bothered about not having more toys) BTW: boats are another big drian.

  • dave d - Wednesday, May 9, 2007, 1:23PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 2/5

    I love this guy's columns but I still won't give up my Benz.

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Monday, May 7, 2007, 8:22PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 4/5

    We called it "living below your means". It does pay off over time.

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Monday, May 7, 2007, 1:10PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 3/5

    Including a home and a vacation house as needs is even a little extravagant! Especially when you can now rent for less than the cost and maintenance of ownership. Why not really set yourself free, just shut the door on your rental, hop in your hybrid and freestyle your destination instead of the same old vacation house?

  • Devendra - Sunday, May 6, 2007, 10:29PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    As always, one of the best ideas available around us.

  • Joseph - Sunday, May 6, 2007, 9:33PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Ben - Well said. I hope people take your advice to heart. - Joe

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Sunday, May 6, 2007, 5:44PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Wonderfully stated. I would disgree with the implication that a vacation home is a justifiable necessity. Really keep it simple and stay liquid.

  • Kris - Sunday, May 6, 2007, 3:57PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 3/5

    People will do stupid things with their money. So what, it is THEIR money. Maybe they smoke too and hope to have a very short retirement.

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Sunday, May 6, 2007, 3:21AM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    I totally agree. My dad has always taught me to "be simple" and avoid new items that might someday become burdens. Although we are well of financially, we do not keep up with the Joneses. It's inspiring to see that Mr. Stein shares the same philosophy.

  • David - Saturday, May 5, 2007, 6:05PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    I love reading Ben Stein's advice, always straight forward and sensible, keep it going, especially on the subject of retirement.

  • MoneyNing - Saturday, May 5, 2007, 5:03PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Good advice and well written! Hopefully by reading these articles that stresses the same points over and over, people will realize that it doesn't take a million dollar salary to achieve financial freedom in later years.

  • G.Lange - Saturday, May 5, 2007, 10:13AM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 4/5

    Workers of the work unite against the evil companies...I just love how the failures in the world like to blame the rich and corporations. Maybe they need to spend more time learning about how to achieve financial security and less time complaining. The real thieves are the government and politicians. Wait and see what happens to social security and medicare in another 20 or so years. Companies and the rich will be the only hope.

  • DAVID - Friday, May 4, 2007, 4:16PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 4/5

    Get a bike!

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Thursday, May 3, 2007, 10:35PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 4/5

    Hey, p18575r14, stop whining and feeling sorry for yourself and dreaming of a communist society that benefits losers like you. As for the other posters, I agree with most of you. Stop lusting after things that you can not afford, live simply and have some financial discipline and you will reap the rewards and have the handy man or p18575r14 working for you.

  • Jazzbo - Thursday, May 3, 2007, 5:33PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 3/5

    Ben calls this one. An education, conservative spending habits, planning for the future and living conservatively are easy simple and effective action plans. 25 years ago I embarked on the same path and married a woman with similar values. I got an education that was hard work and included borrowing $1000s to pay for it..very scary at 21. But I took advantage of the things they taught me to get decent jobs and work hard. I retired at 40 for 2 years and the second time at 48. At 50 I am looking to start working again as I have done the things on my To Do list and miss the challenge of the work world. We own our home and cars and are independent because we were conservative, paid ourselves first, bought Accords and Camrys, Seikos etc. We live in a very high cost state with low relative salaries and have never been huge earners but always invested aggressively and not timed the market. We splurge now and then ($2k HD tv is a main entertainment source) but our Life Strategic Plan has kept us focused on our goals. I know many people who drive BMWs, live in expensive houses and work multiple jobs to pay for it all...AND are banking on their house as their retirement fund. Sometimes I have been too conservative in taking risks but whenever I look at the net worth table we are in the top 20%. I have an MBA but it was the discipline learned from reading Money and other personal finance magazines and the books they referred me to that really taught me to invest and how to view the economy etc. I think this kind of training and education should be a staple in HS and college especially these days when the old support beams of a pension etc have withered away. Getting an education also really needs to be stressed...it will provide you the skills to sell, the perspective to deal with change and hopefully the flexibility you will need.

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Thursday, May 3, 2007, 1:50PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 3/5

    If a "vacation house" is eating money and not paying out, why wouldn't you question whether you really need it? Ever heard of Holiday Inn?

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Thursday, May 3, 2007, 8:58AM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Ben shows wisdom even though he admits he has work to do. (to many houses). Articles like his help one re-focus away form the material world that grabs most of us.

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Thursday, May 3, 2007, 8:44AM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 4/5

    Very good article. I have learned more from these types of articles within the past couple of years, than I have my entire life. The point that I focus on in this article is that Ben's friends are in agreement as husband and wife. The fact that they both are focused on the same goal, total prosperity...spiritual, family, and financial. We can't deny that financial well being is critical to our overall well being. A

  • Yahoo! Finance User - Thursday, May 3, 2007, 8:07AM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    Another classic from Ben Stein.

  • annaf - Thursday, May 3, 2007, 6:54AM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 5/5

    I wish there is a follow up!

  • Ronald C - Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 9:58PM ET  Report Abuse

    • Overall: 4/5

    It reminds me of a quote I learned in my Humanities class long ago. The professor said "The more things you own, the more those things own you." He is right. The upkeep on three cars would be silly. A car is just something that gets you from point A to point B. A cheap Chevy will do that.

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