Yes, this gives me a much better understanding of why some of us get so excited and think Sal is doing a swell job when he reports losing less money than usual.
After watching the turn of events on the news all week, cops let 2 idiots wonder around town with a bunch of boms, kiling and injuring hundreds, wind up kiling one and manage to capture the other trying to escape in a boat that isn't even in the water, all for gajillions of taxpayers $, and then seeing the residents applauding the police after all of this??? Well if they were impressed w/th that performance, I seriously think we could have gotten alot more than .45 cents for an under-performer like IPT up there. With such low expectations, no wonder Sal always sez, "i'm pleased to report..." losses.
But I thank all for refraining from any stay at home jokes, or that sort of humor.
OMG...think I'll jump on this one....while you're at it why not dial 1-800-PIN-HEAD....
Guess Yahoo hasn't quite gotten the spam idiots under control yet....Mac
Knee, I hope i don't seem insensitive but, the little N Korean bastids shouldn't make so many mistakes that they need bunny erasers. They should stick to refining plutonium and playing video games like normal kids.
NO but rumor has it that kim #$%$ lee is mad because the japense have bunny erasers and north koren kids don't have bunny erases..I say IPT needs to quill this dimomatyic situation before Sal and dora are responible for a nuclear war for heavson sacks..Bad enough that they almost destroyed IPT but now Alaska and hawuii are two of our closes allieis about to be bombed because of bunny eraser distribution!
The knee bringing the foreign news
Any truth to the rumor that Kim Jong Un has offered The Dynamic Duo a non-compete deal if they change the name to myParty and move all stores to North Korea?
Sal And Dora should be looking into some 501(c)3 organizations for employment or even start their own.
Managing (mis-managing) IPT should stand out as the centerpiece of their resume. Any non-profit would be impressed! Nobody can not show a profit nearly as well as these two.
I thouht I posted this last night but it must have been removed!! Just wondering if anyone told japan that there will be no more revenue from bunny erases to aid in the relief to tsusani vicims..Someone needs to break the news to them.....kids will be at school askiing for another of paper because they simply can't erase thier mistalkes!! This is the kind of marketing genenis that dora is/was!!Somebody going to find her talent and give her another job,...Not sure what company does bed interviews though??
The knee feeling bad for the Japanense!!
Yes Knee, Dora's 'don't go to work' program should be an inspiration and role model to wives everywhere. I had my wife handling my books a while back and in no time at all (after I was audited) I was wishing she wouldn't come to work.
I seems their salary is commensurate with their level of incompetence. I'm sure Dora is worth every penny!
You know matt anyone that can get that much done without every leaving her home never mine that but never leaving her bed is amazing!! One of the staffers once told me that Dora was so intent on not leaving the bed that she would sith in it and kick it out...I wonders if she b the orginal pinooneer of the working at home craze?
The knee with thoughts on dora!!
After shearholders vote to keep the company and sell Sal instead, Dorice explains, "Obviously, I'm best suited to take over. I have the equivalent of a BS degree in 'Whatever Pays the Most' from a renown online store. And NO, BS has nothing to do with Bachelor of Science!
Yes, hard to beleave, but I'm even better at CEOing than I am at Marketing."
I think this will work better than expected. We haven't even bought in yet and we're already bickering.
Not sure on Hal's predictions, but his '1001 Uses for Hydrogen Peroxide' is sure to make him an asset to the new board.
Before inviting Hal, let us reminisce with another of his predictions that didn't come true.
We could follow Sal's next big move. Certainly it will involve Dora. There are few that have the knack for turning a $4 stock into a .03 cent stock, dragging it out over ten years and making it look difficult like they do. All while staying out of jail. Artisans at their craft!
The compensation committee will also be available when this is done so we could probably drag them along and I'm purdy sure we can get Joey and Hal's endorsement.
I'm excited just thinking about how much we can lose!
I say we follow Joeys lead, he has a natural instinct for the kind of investment opportunity you're looking for. We each buy one share to start and one or two on the dips so we lose money in moderation rather than...
This way we can still heckle about mgmnt, lack of sales, losses and we mite even find a good opportunity in areas prone to natural disasters.
Just $3 more and I'm ready to go!
Thanks Karen, enjoyed chatting w/you as well. Meeting some of the nice folks on this board has been the highlight of this ordeal and the only thing I'll miss about IPT.
Hang onto my e-mail and if you ever get the urge to invest in another loser like IPT reach out... I'll try to talk you down... drive down there and whack you with a bat... whatever it takes... that's just the kinda friend I am.
Seriously, thanks! And good luck!
Hey does anywon have any stock that performs a horribly as 4 dollar stock that goes down to 3 cents but after 10 years gets bougt out for 45 cents and evryone is jumpinp for joy. I really like to keep the bored together!