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  • notthatflop notthatflop Jul 31, 2010 12:16 PM Flag

    Just in - Zollars news!!!

    In an unconfirmed report, this reporter just heard from a friend who has a relative that tends bar in Overland who had a guy visit that knows someone on the inside at YRCW. Unconfirmed reports indicated that Zollars is actually Big Foot. Big PR/marketing campaign to be unleashed this week as they will have Big Foot perform Circus acts throughout the world and expect EBITDA of at least 40Zillion for Q3

    In related reports two Union Bosses were found running down the street in Chicago after allegedly being attacked by a big hairy creature yelling; “ NO PENSIONS for you!” They had their arms torn off and were adamant about the Union moving on working harder than ever and scraping pensions. Again, unconfirmed but they were overheard stating that if Social Security is good enough for everyone else, it’s good enough for the Union.

    This tireless, dedicated and champion for truth reporter will get to the bottom of this until the future for YRCW is as clear as a cracked crystal ball laying three feet deep in a Louisiana swamp.
    In unrelated news, this reported did get a call from one Salvatore; in the ranting only two words were discernable: SEC and reporting.

    Stay tuned, breaking news at 11pm!

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