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  • sancheer sancheer Apr 24, 2004 8:16 PM Flag

    Da Dems & Da Repubs

    So it is election year, now what?

    Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the inauguration route, the folks from Texas have decided that we might just take matters into our own hands.

    Here is our solution:

    #1 Let Kerry become President of the United States (all 49 states).

    #2 George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.

    So what does Texas have to survive as a Republic?

    NASA in Houston, Texas
    (we will control the space industry).

    We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.

    Defense Industry
    (we have over 65% of it) the term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.

    Oil We can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. The other 49 states, sorry about that.

    Natural Gas, again we have all we need and it's too bad about those northern states. Mr. Kerry will figure a way to keep them warm.

    Computer Industry We currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications: Small places like HP, Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.

    Health Centers We have the largest research centers for Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world and other large health planning centers.

    Enough colleges to keep us going: Texas A&M, University of Texas, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University. Ivy grows better in the south anyway.

    A ready supply of workers.
    (we just open the borders when we need some more).

    We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.

    In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 24 hours if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple of Texas Rangers.

    We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, pork and vegetable produce; and everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need any food.

    This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

    Now, to the rest of the United States under President Kerry: Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

    You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas.

    Signed, the People of Texas

    In God We Trust

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