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  • wareham2620 wareham2620 Jul 8, 2008 9:21 PM Flag

    Are You The Man Of The House ?

    Subject: Man Of The House
    The husband had just finished reading a new book
    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From
    now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my
    word is Law". "You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
    finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert".
    "After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
    will have the kind of sex that I want".
    "Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
    relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
    Then, you will massage my feet and hands".
    "Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
    hair? The wife replied, "The fuc*ing funeral director would be my
    first guess."

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