1.) How was the universe created? 2.) What caused the dinosuars extinction. ? 3.) When will ACTC hit .20 cents ?
1. God farted2. They smoked cigarettes3. July 2010 or my birthday in August
The answer to number 2 is that the dinosaurs were not permitted on Noah's ark and subsequently all drowned. Geez, I thought everybody knew that one - it makes perfect sense after all.
Oh, and the answer to number 3 is August/September.
As for:2.) What caused the dinosuars extinction. ?The answer is they were wiped out by a period of massive unemployment.
I have a fourth question - do you think that Erin Burnett ( she is soooo hot!) would go out on a date with me?