The Tortuga Race of Champions (TRC) is proud to bring you the finest in Drunken, Three-Legged Tortoise Racing, and we announce the spontaneous start of the Fall Classic
Tortugastemy (ACTC) is trying to navigate the quicksand and reach that double esspresso on the other side, advancing 4% so far, can slow and steady win this race?
Possum (ABTG) had been working out last week and his strength is showing with a 17.6% forward gain so far. As a side-note, Possum is looking to cross pps paths with....
Stumbleenabum (GETA) who has been hit with 30 million coconuts pushing her backward 68%
and the pps paths cross as I type this update!
Meanwhile, a new contender, Nanobum (INTK) has rocketed out of the gate with a 33.3% advance to start the race.
First a Tortuga Fan.... Then a Tortuga Lover... Then maybe a little jail time...
The great pps battle between Stumbleenabum (GNTA) and TortugaStemy (ACTC).
Stemy has the upper hand now, can it last?
Here's complete update:
TRC Favorite, Possum (ABTG) continues with forward progress, now at 39% (.0961 starting line, now .134) and closing in on...
Nanobum (INTK) still fueling up on dandelions and resting with his 89% (.018 start, .034 now) forward advance... better get moving Nano
TRC's pensive favorite, Stemy (ACTC), is still in the green zone by 10% (.047 start, .0517 now) and in the 8th day off pps battle with...
Stumbleenabum (GNTA) in the red zone by 85% (.34 start, .05 now), lost the first pps battle with Possum, now in a dog fight with Stemy.
Our bets are on Stemy and look forward to Stumbleenabum having a pps battle with Nanobum soon.
Go Stemy!! Go Possum!
These two are neck and neck as we approach the end of the first week of the fall classic, 43% and 39% respectively.
Stemy is trying to muster his strength and courage hoping a good sprint will put him back up with the leaders... Meanwhile, Stumbleenabum fans are starting to realize which way the wind is blowing.
Stemy will get stronger as the days get cooler. I see him pumping his head and getting ready for his sprint. The pastry still has to be fully digested and passed through his system. With less weight in his intestines and cooler weather, we will see him going strong and sweating less.
Go Stemy go, shout the fans as they rush to the GETA message board for the latest update because yapoo! won't let me cut-n-paste anymore...
Space, I never opened the package and for sure I did not want to fall into shark infested waters in kind of a marinated condition. But it was black like ashes, maybe cremated goat but not feta cheese.
But now I will ask my wife to make me a basil tomato(e) soup. I do not intend to fly over water today.
LOL LOL again, << I fend off the Sharks with a certain Porpoise>>
Reminds me of the tiny pack of porpoise we carried in our survival package against sharks. I always thought the military gave it to us to shorten our suffering when we landed in shark waters.
Maybe it was some spice the sharks liked on their human meal.
Smells the Esspresso at the .062 mile marker. With Nanobum (INTK) sleeping the day away, 2nd position is there for the taking.
Meanwhile, 999,990 cups of coffee were placed at the .10 mile marker and Possum (ABTG) is trying hard to not give in to temptation, while Stumbleenabum (GETA) is getting tossed in a tropical cyclone as fans still are unsure about which way the wind is blowing.