My fellow humanitarians, this desire to help my fellow man cuts across party lines and
I hope both Democrats and Republicans will join my cause. If just ten of us will send the messiah's impoverished brother ten cents a month, we can increase the poor guys income by 25%.
I realize the millionaire messiah has a lot on his mind. I mean caring about all of us and all has to be a strain. So how about it? We can start the "Help the Messiah's Impoverished Brother Fund". Let us show the caring Democrats and the caring messiah that we as conservative do care about the poor.