Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.
We in the Blue States intend to form our own country .
In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Princeton, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution i s only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy people believe you have higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.
Citizens of the Enlightened States of America
Re: "..... Don't you live in NY,, did you get clobbered like some others?,, C"
craig, I left it out so I am glad you got around to also observing what the fossil fuel carbon output is doing to our weather. Good work.
Sentiment: Strong Buy
Anyone who does not think that carbons and such are not effecting the atmosphere is not that bright, but, there is such a thing as climate recurrent patterns that do come in cycles, so, that also plays a role in our weather,,
There is such a thing as overkill, and the EPA is in accelerated mode and it just means that people are going to be paying more for electricity now,, hey, I'm all about nat gas but the country infrastructure is not ready for it yet,,
Tell the truth, Where did you plagiarize this drivel from? Didn't you say there is no "CLEAN" coal? Are you ill informed or you are just a ganja, peyote, and psylicybin mushrooms addicted idiot or both. Try to remember the positions you take instead of the next loon bandwagon you jump on, to start parroting their unintelligent garbage.
You are for once right about "ESA". Look at "Endangered States of America" instead. With all these "fantastic" giveaway sweepstakes choking our economy, America is now the "ENDANGERED STATES OF AMERICA"
Hi Blue. Great presentation. where do I register. They all deserve each other. what does the ESA do when all the red states crash and burn? Do we take them back? or let them stew in their own ignorant juices?
Sentiment: Strong Buy
the chart patern now is nearly idential with that in this sommer neary half a year ago. buying on monday will be a good entry because in a few weeks after the other buyers come ACTC would be back at 8 cents a share. buying now on thursday or friday is possible to make a gain but it wont break out till tuesday becasue this is how it occured last time around. revenue is great and ACTC just got more millions in a research grant from a venture capital firm that is investing in actc and wants them to make a major break though in there research. if ACTC makes a major break though and this new medical product is a big hit in 2013 its reasonable that ACTC could be back to trading at 20 cents in 2013. i rate as a hold becasue the optimal buy point is still a few days away.