"Ahh, I'm just making it up, for what else is one do on such a dull day, except make stuff up,.."
Keep, what is new? Your ranks are known to concoct BIZARRE stories to bolster ya warped minds and self image. I am glad you have gained consciousness and are admiting that you concoct BIZARRE stories on dull days. I wonder what you do on exciting days, concoct even MORE BIZARRE stories or just BIZARRE hallucinations.
Repeat after bizarre-blue medicine man.. "but in the near future it will become true", oooom, "but in the near future it will become true"...na no na nooo, uuuum, "but in the near future it will become true". Don't forget to rub the chicken's tongue while you chant...bwahahahahaha Please don't choke the chicken while you are trying to rub the tongue and chanting..lol