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  • opifraud opifraud Jan 10, 2013 9:02 PM Flag

    OT Short Donut Jokes

    Short Donut Jokes

    Q: What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
    A: A Holy Donut!

    Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
    A: Doughnuts.

    Q: What is the Wikipedia definition for a donut?
    A: A poor man’s substitute for women

    Q: How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?
    A: The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts!

    Q: How do you begin a cycle of growth and inflation in this bad economy?
    A: Open a Duncan Donuts across the street from Al Gore!

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Doughnut Who?
    Doughnut forget to close the door!

    Donut Bar Jokes

    A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
    After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
    The man gets really annoyed and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

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