Q: What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A: A Holy Donut!
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Q: What is the Wikipedia definition for a donut?
A: A poor man’s substitute for women
Q: How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?
A: The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts!
Q: How do you begin a cycle of growth and inflation in this bad economy?
A: Open a Duncan Donuts across the street from Al Gore!
Doughnut forget to close the door!
Donut Bar Jokes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really annoyed and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"