1. A criminal shoots at you and you shoot right back
2. A criminal shoots at you and you thank him
Sooo...do you pick number 2 if he misses and hits your 1st wife?
My first wife is my last wife and always will be the wife I love.
But funny I considered adding :
3. A criminal shoots at your wife and you thank him
But on this MB the answer was too clear :-) ;-)