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  • jnichols_962711 jnichols_962711 Feb 19, 2013 12:07 PM Flag

    OT: Obamacare in a Nutshell

     

    OBAMACARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

    Dr. C. can testify to this.....he.he..

    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

    ''Mrs. Sanders, please."

    ''Speaking."

    ''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good."

    ''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV(AIDS). We can't tell which is which."

    ''That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

    "Normally we can, but Obamacare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."

    ''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

    ''The folks forced to follow Obamacare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

    J.

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

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    • Thats pretty dam funny right there,, sad but true, hence the start of electronic medicial records so everyone can see what tests you have had done,, there is no need to redo an expense test in the eyes of bamcare gate people,, you know, the people on the other end of the phone you are talking to to try and get a test approved,, its a nightmare right now,, I have to pay a girl full time just to schedule and get approved referals,, next year it will be impossible,, if you need an expense test like a CT scan, you must get preapproval, especailly with medicaid,, add 20mil people to that kitty and you will become a distant number,, and it will be government, which means you are a number, and no one gives 2 shiets about you,, but again the powers that be think this is best for all americans so they ran it down out throats,, and again, most folks wanted this healthcare as it could have been overturned with another president,, well, you got what you wished for,, lets see how you like it in a couple of years when your as*s* is in line,, those of you who have a family doc now, hang on for dear life cause its the last one you will get,, sad but true,, and also, get a physical and testing this year,,
      lastly, I recomend you get that new book, The Obamacare Survival Guide, it is a great introduction as to what is going on now and will be in the future,,
      Good Luck,,
      C

      Sentiment: Hold

 
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