I shoveled snow this morning, and after doing so I
sat down and had a cup of coffee. The day was really
quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving
birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another cup of coffee, and some heavy
deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having
a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You
know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
Hmmm, but the kick in the nuts didn't result in any precious miracles as giving birth does. Now what if getting getting your potatoes racked also produced a progeny? Or even just yielded a weekend with 5 incredibly beautiful women that are compelled to make you happy for 72 hours?
I have looked into it, and there is one thing that's trumps the pain of childbirth, but not hugely. It can happen to male and female alike. Women who've given birth AND have a hemorrhoid-ectomy aver that the first few days after the latter trump the first by far... Teapot forbid working out constipation during the first day of recovery.
Men who've had a hemorrhoid-ectomy and been racked in the sack aver that there is no comparison and they would gladly trade the first week of recovery of the former for a week of incurring the later 5 times a day.
The official soon to be published study results
1 - Hemorrhoid-ectomy
2 - Five-Day Migraine w/impacted wisdom teeth slowly exploding
3 - Child Birth
4 - Leg run over by steel-roller
5 - Being dipped in alcohol after getting a full-body road-rash
27 Cannonball hit to the potatoes in the sack
Unless a guy loves epididymitis or torsion...bwahahahahaha Help me here, why would my uncle Joe want me to buy a shotgun, when my dear brother want to ban my guns? Two cups of coffee didn't do it for me. I'd reach for a stiff shot of Alizé, but I don't drink, hence request for a sage deduction...what am I missing?...Cheers!