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  • fighterpilot fighterpilot Mar 2, 2013 2:34 PM Flag

    Sequestration for JN

    jn I like to inform you that Elmers job was cut yesterday. He will not come back!!! So there will be just two workers for good. One digging the hole, one filling it back in. Elmer is getting unemployment benefits until he reaches retirement age. His unemployment years will count double for his retirement check.

    Your taxes will be raised and your benefits cut in half. The penalty for working all your life and to support Elmer.

    Elmer also will get the trees he will not plant for his garden. Water bill will be paid with your taxes, also the helper for Elmer.

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