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  • lonesome_polecatt lonesome_polecatt Apr 9, 2013 6:11 PM Flag

    This may or may not be true but I wish it is. A Democrat tried to mug this guy.

    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually #$%$ in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
    Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with #$%$ in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
    After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
    Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
    The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
    ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.
    I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life..
    Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
    Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,

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    • Catt, not only did the body of the story strike me as you get what is coming but, my son bought me a Kimber .45 ultra carry with a 3 inch and with walnut grips and a laser, which I might say is the nicest pistol I've ever shot,, and I carry it in my brief case and can get it in a second, but also that guy should have pooped his pants and good for the guy that saw this,, If everyone carried a gun then there would be way less crime,, especailly,, all women should carry guns,, no more rape, ha, shoot their di*c off,, they come to the ER and right away you know what happened,, oh i'M SORRY, you are in pain,, we will help you right away,, twist in the exam, oh did that hurt,, SORRY,, we will get that pain medicine right away, twist the other way to make sure there is a complete exam,,

      Sentiment: Hold

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      • Doc, I have said this before. It is not pretty and it is not compact but I have a Taurus Judge. Pistols are so inaccurate but the Judge compensates for that. You could be an inch or two off target and some of the shot is still going to hit the bad guy and it won't be pleasant. Great for in house protection.

        I love reading "The Armed Citizen" in "The American Rifleman" magazine. Liberals hate it because victims of an unjust society get shot. I love it because victims of an unjust society get shot.

        Sentiment: Buy

    • I do wish shid like that were true...

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