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  • lonesome_polecatt lonesome_polecatt Aug 12, 2013 10:49 AM Flag

    *Subject:* SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS

    In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

    One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

    The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

    This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have #$%$ in it."

    The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

    The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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