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  • jnichols_962711 jnichols_962711 Sep 4, 2013 5:43 PM Flag

    OT: Second Opinion


    Second Opinion!

    The doctor said, 'Robbie, the good news is I can
    cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require

    You have a very rare condition, which causes your
    testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates
    one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure
    is to remove the testicles.'

    I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had
    anything to live for. I had no choice but to go under the
    knife. When I left the hospital, I was without a headache
    for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like I was
    missing an important part of myself. As I walked down the
    street, I realized that I felt like a different person. I
    could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    I saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's
    what I need... A new suit...'

    I entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like
    a new suit..'

    The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, 'Let's
    see... Size 44 long.'

    I laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

    'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

    I tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

    As I, admired myself in the mirror, the salesman
    asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

    I thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

    The salesman eyed me and said, 'Let's see, 34
    sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

    I was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

    'Been in the business 60 years.'

    I tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

    I walked comfortably around the shop and the
    salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

    I thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

    The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.

    I laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34
    since I was 18 years old.'

    The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size
    34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base
    of your spine and give you one hell of a

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

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