"According to the Surgeon General women should not read keep_'s posts out loud during pregnancy due to the high risk of brain birth defects to the fetus."
In a follow up report the American Mental Health Association has issued the following press release-
"The American public should be informed about the hazards of reading keep_ posts. It has been determined that reading his posts can cause irreversible mental retardation, repeated mumbling of the name Gary and suicidal thoughts. Due to the high humor value we know many do not have him on ignore, if you MUST read his posts limit yourself to no more than two per day and NONE with more than 10 thumbs down. Seek immediate medical attention if you exhibit any signs of multiple personality disorder, basheratitis or anal leakage."
I wish keep_ WAS like a dog, he would spend more time licking his balls and sniffing butts and less time posting here. Hmmmm, didn't keep_ post something a few months ago about taking yoga classes? He might be able to reach soon! Watch for a significant drop in his posts in the near future.