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  • super.phantom1 super.phantom1 Apr 30, 2010 12:37 PM Flag


    One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
    As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he
    says to her:
    "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
    Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
    Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
    Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
    Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
    Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
    Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
    Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
    Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
    Her: "No, no. I just can't"
    Him: "I beg you ... "

    Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says. "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, she can come down herself and do it. But tell him to take his fuckin' hand off the intercom..."

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