Marketwatch carries a story today about a pimp who received a 100 year sentence for beating a john (who wouldn't pay) with his Nike shoe. The pimp claims Nike should carry a warning that the shoe can be used as a weapon. Hey...if you can't do the time, DON'T DO THE CRIME.
Here's a story we can probably expect sometime soon - two bank robbers sued Adidas because the shoes wouldn't let them run fast enough to escape the police and the helicopters. Said one robber: "They should post a product warning that those shoes won't let us run away from the police helicopters!"
Another person who ate his shoes is suing the shoe company for not including a warning that the materials in the shoe can give you an upset stomach.