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  • whett_phartts whett_phartts Nov 9, 2012 8:41 PM Flag

    Day in the life of Tony part 1

     

    Wakes up, masturbates, checks the stock market and heads straight for aapl message board. Fumbles for about 5 minutes trying to figure out which screen name to post under. Post 5-6 racist comments. Takes a shet and straight back to masturbating. About one hour has past since awaking and now straight back to the message board. MSCNBC in the background of his 350 square foot apartment littered with fast food wrappers and old news papers. Will continue to masturbates 3-5 more times before another hour passes............

    To be cont.......

    Ghggggggg

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