I'm alone in my apartment now sitting in my underwear scratching my balls. My unemployment benefits will expire next month.
I'm all in on Oct 2013 $500 AAPL calls.
As the stock goes more into the green I masturbate more aggressively
your going to make a LOT of money.
I hope so because I'm in debt. I cash advanced nearly all of my credit to go long AAPL calls :(
See if the food stamp card can be redeemed for AAPL shares