I can see it now
Appl only gains 200% new activations from ATT. Analyst expected 500%. Sees growth falling.
This just in. Appl activations in Malta came in under analysis's expectations. The phone is suspected to have been priced too far out of the bean market. Competition from the poultry industry has cornered the farmers market.
Gotta love analysts expectations.
actually AT&T just corrected there numbers. They activated 2 times last year number, not 3 times. So activations are up 100%, not 200%.
No, sales are up 200%. Correction was an error and the original 200% stands.
Yes Marissa Ree will soon be preparing her barbed darts, so will Rocco Pendola and the other line of idiots on Seeking Alpha, Wall Street Cheat Sheet and oh, those Motley Morons.
Sentiment: Strong Buy