You're penny-ante fake shorting in AH for a potential profit windfall of literally PENNIES, with a more likely downside of thousands. Even in your bizarro world of fake trades, this doesn't make sense.
If you like to clean up so much I just saw a help wanted ad for a Portable Toilet Cleaner. You may need to WATCH AND LEARN cause I am not sure you could clean portable toilet's any better than you trade stocks...
Sentiment: Strong Buy
A nickel for all your crowing. $250 less commissions. I make ten times that just waking up in the morning. Playing for pennies when everyone else is playing for real money.... Bwhahahahaha! What a pindick!