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Silver Wheaton Corp. Message Board

  • yourdeadmeat69 yourdeadmeat69 Apr 23, 2011 8:03 AM Flag

    Silver Wheaton Model's in Dire Straits!

    (I want my, I want my, I want my silver freeee.)
    Money for nothing and silver near free

    Easy, easy

    Look at them yo yo's, that's the way you do it
    Post venture capital for silver streams
    That ain't working, that's the way you do it,
    Money for silver streams, your checks for free

    No that ain't working, that's the way you do it
    Let me tell you them guys ain't dumb
    They get to organize paper deals for silver
    Maybe earn on blister on their thumb

    We got to mine these, ore you guys
    Zinc and copper
    Costs and transportation
    Seeeeeeee!?
    We got to move these ore supplies
    We get to fight those un-yun guysssssssssss....


    CEO's haggard from the sweat of deal making
    He didn't get that beard from being scared
    That CEO is haggard, that's his own hair
    That motherphucker he's a MILLIONAIRE!

    We got to mine these, ore supplies
    Zinc and copper
    Risk the costs of transportation
    Seeeeeeee!?

    We got to mine these, ore supplies
    Zinc and copper
    Risk the costs of transportation
    Seeeeeeee!?

    Look at that, Look at that!
    I should bought shares
    I should bought and sold some calls..,
    Look at that motha, he's upping the dividend,
    Hey Man can we have some?
    And he's up there with what--
    Printer noises
    Banging miner doors like a chimpanzee!
    Oh that ain't working
    That's the way you do it
    Money for miners and your streams near free....

    We got to mine these, ore supplies
    Zinc and copper
    Risk the costs of transportation
    Seeeeeeee!?

    Listen here, that's the way you do it
    Let me tell you them guys ain't dumb
    Maybe get a blister on your little finger
    Writing deals up just kills your thumb

    We got to install mining equipment
    Brave a cave in
    We got to move these ore supplies
    We get to take the risk you see

    I want my, I want my, I want my silver see?
    I want my, I want my, I want my silver free...

    (Money for silver, and the check's for ME...
    Money for silver, and the check's for me..)

    Move-a move-a........................

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    • I didn't know there were so many a$$holes who didn't like SLW.

      Must be the alternate universe shorty board, from sh1t4brains on out.

      Another example why the gentiles pay retail.

      If I could get them to pay wholesale, inflation wouldn't really exist, and we'd get silver up to $100 an ounce.

      Talk about the centerfolds of stupidfux.dotcum.

      I'll go hang out on the AGX board where the brains aren't any better, but not so blatant about it.

      • 3 Replies to yourdeadmeat69
      • "Holy horsecrap, Batman...YDM appears to be getting overly sensitive in his twilight years. That's so unlike him"

        YDM, you post a creative piece on this board. Had to have taken some time, maybe not. And then a few tawdry responders apparently replied? What I find amazing if they did reply, is that not one of those replies show on my computer's message board. I must have already put them all on "ignore" beforehand.

        Regards

      • Interesting that you the atheist would stoop to using the word 'gentile' shorthand for the ten tribes of Israel.

      • OK. Let's try this.

        The song is an inverse double satire. It's hard for most people to understand, because most need a wiring diagram to put on underwear before pants, never getting the hint from the word --- u n d e r w e a r.

        The original lyric was sung by the group DIRE STRAITS, which was a hint in the title about the derivation of the satire, the original song, DIRE STRAITS a group that made the song "MONERY FOR NOTHING" a number one hit about twenty years ago. It's a classic celebration of rock music and MTV.

        The satire applauds the model of using a pencil and piece of paper to garner profits from silver stream, without ever having to lift a finger or a shovel or any risk except to venture capital, which is what SLW really is, a banker to miners. It also celebrates the new dividend, and asks how about a raise for the investors and shareholders on our side of the ledger.
        It pokes fun at the new CEO who has about as much motivation considering his wealthy status so far--at being smart enough, if you know his last speech, to wait for silver streams to stabilize before knock knock knocking on miner's door (sorry, couldn't resist).

        Oh, and all males don't forget to open the zipper before you pull it out, lest you break a nail.

    • Great stuff.
      If I'm ever in Bimforkle, let's have a pint.

      And don't be discouraged by the Philistines. They aren't even teaching poetry in lots of schools.

      True imagination in our culture is dying almost as fast as the dollar.

    • IGNORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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