History isn't American Government.
Moreover, I suspect that you aren't that much older than I.
I never cheated in college and was on the Dean's list every quarter save the one when our first child, a son, was born. It really threw me out of gear, but only for a brief while.
I've been thinking that it would be a hoot to go back to school and get a law degree. It seems the time is nearing when lawyers that are not muddleheaded will be in high demand.