Fiat paper money backed by illustrious leadership warrants respect! Just look to our noble Congress and its achievements. Don't forget the five star nine percent approval rating, just short of Hitler's popularity with our troops in WWII!
All bank debt and debt instruments based on no doc loans were declared unconstitutional. Bank stocks will soar again! It worked the first time in 2009, it will work again.
All worthless US paper sold to Europe will be replaced by paper money printed by the Fed. A letter is going out to all the PIIGS stating, first line, "we were just kidding!"
All the troops coming home from Iraq won't even have to unpack! According to George Carlin, we'll find SOME brown people to bomb out of existence somewhere. We do this because we were successful at it in WWII, and nothing beats repeat business justified or not. If we can't get them to declare war on us, we'll install dictators to torture and rob them for twenty five years, then regime change them, using up old stockpiled 20th century weapons so we can make more 21st Century weapons!
Sell all your commodities now! Everything is going to be cheap as dirt because we're printing money as fast as we can.