Mon, May 20, 2013, 6:16 PM EDT - U.S. Markets closed
In a bold stroke of genuis, Reid and Boehmer agree to a creative solution to the fecal cliff plaguing the nation these past two years, finally dealt with this last week!
They've agreed to roll back the clock and REPEAT 2012! This initiative leaves a whole year to come to grips with the end of the Bush era tax rates and payroll tax rollback.
"We should have thought of this easy solution before--all it requires is the distribution of a whole new set of 2012 calendars." said Boenhead, of the Repukelican Party.
Both parties vowed not to repeat this year's unforgiveable procrastination.
Oblamer said: "We've learned our lesson! This time we start working a known self inflicted problem's solution early and completely!!!"
Both parties vowed to start discussions on the fiscal cliff no later than Thanksgiving.
News and pictures at eleven.
Thanks for the humor!
It'd be pretty weird if it turns out that way.
Years of irresponsibility is the norm, now, that is weird.