Some of you should at least make an attempt at reading beyond the headlines. Read latest from Huffington Post & Reuter's. Google: "Crimea Vote Doesn't Offer"
95% of the voters DID NOT vote to rejoin Russia, the ballot failed to list a "No" option; it listed just two options regarding what FORM of Russian control the Russian-speaking people preferred (neither one was good). Most ethnic Ukrainians, Tarters & other minorities didn't even vote. This "vote" was entirely illegal under international law as the Crimea is part of the Ukraine & not a sovereign country.
Markets using stupid U.S. media to play rope-a-dope with investors. Also: this is options expry week, expect lots of volatility & other funny business. This is a trader-induced rally, nothing more.