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bollinger bands
Monday August 13th
A Man committed suicide today, and was found hanging with a bollinger band around his neck....
It appears somewhat related to his investment portfolio, which had suffered a loss so large that his equity had become NEGATIVE due to a short position in Kodak shares, which gapped UP TEN FOLD today.
He left a note saying: My work is done. I have succeeded in completely destroying my investment account and I still owe money to the broker. So why wait?-
great humor,keep it up and it will appear in my forthcoming book!
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I hope it's not true
- 1 Reply to julgob
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Horrible.
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Pro we all appreciate your advice on Kodak, then you go and say some dumb chit like this.
- 2 Replies to danny71180
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easy. Pro has a good sense of humor, but the press release was wrong. The man was hoisted by his own petards.(whatever the hell they are,ask an Englisman)
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Danny, you are crowned.... MORON for AUGUST!!!!
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my version......
Monday August 13th
A Man committed suicide today, and was found hanging with a bollinger band around his neck....
It appears to be related to the love of day trading. He managed to make nearly .02 flipping 10,000 shares, multiple times, over the past week to the tune of a whopping $1368 profit. After his brilliant analysis of stretching the bollinger bands to the max on August 10th and selling his 10000 shares for the last time at .39, he then awoke Monday to a $4 bid.
He left a note saying: "My work is done. I have proven John Bollinger cant outsmart a patent auction even if he did create these magical bands......."
adding:
"I forgot to read the fine print" (only works intraday for intraday gambling and not over night)- 1 Reply to thekid_insect
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What? no laughs? come on?
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