A Man committed suicide today, and was found hanging with a bollinger band around his neck....
It appears to be related to the love of day trading. He managed to make nearly .02 flipping 10,000 shares, multiple times, over the past week to the tune of a whopping $1368 profit. After his brilliant analysis of stretching the bollinger bands to the max on August 10th and selling his 10000 shares for the last time at .39, he then awoke Monday to a $4 bid.
He left a note saying: "My work is done. I have proven John Bollinger cant outsmart a patent auction even if he did create these magical bands......."
adding: "I forgot to read the fine print" (only works intraday for intraday gambling and not over night)