This stock is dead money and will languish in the $2's for a long time. Thanks to Ron Johnson investing JCP shareholders' money into Martha's personal piggy bank, this company will enjoy "profitless prosperity" for the rest of the decade.
I'm done with it. There's no way to make money with this pig, long or short.
"This stockings are my dead mommy's, and I will languish in them with her old pink negligee, just like the $2 Ho she was (and I aspire to be also!)
Thanks to Ron's BIG Johnson, and using my mommy as his cuckold personal sperm bank for so many years before her passing, I am carrying on her legacy providing "profitless prosperity" for Big Ron's hershey bar, wherever and whenever he so desires.
I'm done with losing my mom's inheritance. There's no way to make money, I'm a buffoon and idiot, and that's why so many people on this board bang me relentlessly. Waaaaaaaaahhh Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!"