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  • guy.fierri guy.fierri Jun 18, 2013 11:49 PM Flag

    The Village Idiot: "Sandy" the NY pitiful Juue

    Sandy's aliases (partial list): 1) mso_shorter 2) jonathan.loewer 3) ex_medguy1 4) tedisdead101 5) jprnorgan_not 6) paulfall54 7) mikecartl 8) sandyrulesthenerds 9) sandyclaws_99 10) stockmench 11) nealhugh1 12) sernserus 13) karonassaf 14) kalkid420 15) genescam 16) usanascam 17) clawsmeister 18) sandyclaws99 19) cranberryboy19 20) jsts3740

    Sandy's Psychological Profile:
    A) On this board all weekend, and 24/7 ineptly defending manhood or intelligence or losing investments.
    B) Has 2,400+ posts under his "main" alias "Sandy", and under at least 2 of his other board ID's (see alias list).
    C) Physically unattractive, likely obese.
    D) Ridiculed in youth, ostracized.
    E) Has a mommy-complex, both sexually attracted to and also angry with and dependent still on mother
    F) Cannot establish or maintain a meaningful relationship with a woman.
    G) Addictive personality, likely to gambling, alcohol, prostitution.
    HI) Sexually impotent, inferiority complex, envious of athletic men.
    I) A social outcast, a malignant social deviant, possibly a pedo-phile.
    J) An unscrupulous liar, derived from own self-loathing and loser/failure-syndrome.
    K) Suffers from paranoia and delusions, conveniently tries to convince himself that anybody who dislikes Sandy, must all be the same person.
    L) Cross-dresses and fantasizes about becoming a female.

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

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