Sorry to hear your pet Mynah bird is missing Zoo. We hate hear about anyone losing a pet, even a total idiot and loser like you.So we're having these fliers printed so you can leave them around town:
MISSING PET MYNAH BIRD
Answers to the name "Adolph"
You'll be able to tell it's Adolph if you hear him day any of the following:
"greedy is a crossdresser"
"CRNT is worst of breed"
"greedy's mom is a bobblehead"
"greedy is a jewish homosexual"
If you hear a Mynah bird saying those things or anything similar, contact the Perry, NY Anti-Cruelty Society