Lol @ DWretard's sad attempt to save his POOR, POOR a$$! Looks like its going to be another year living in an Airstream trailer, eating Walmart brand bologna sandwiches! Personally, I'm glad your not moving. I'm starting to enjoy trading Marlboro reds for "services" from your sister. So darn romantic! I don't even mind that she doesn't have any teeth. Actually, I kind of like it.
your mothers ready to come home.she`s kind of wore out so bring the grocery cart,i mean the family car,and some sponges to clean her up. she`s kind of,well,sticky.you know.rode hard,put away wet.she showed AMAZING strength right to the end.