Thomas Hobbes, in his 17th century masterpiece, "Leviathan,"--cited malicious covetousness as a divisive and potentially hurtful problem in human affairs. Additionally, he made it clear that such people who exhibited this trait, such as yourself, were wolves among men #$%$ lupus homini. Your comment, even if mean to be comic, cannot veil your wolfishness. Hobbes was a gentleman philosopher and would be quick to correct your malice. I am not a kind counselor, so, you sir, can go return to your daily self-fornicating rituals and, if this latest effort induces a major coronary malfunction, then do us all a favor and drop dead on the spot.