EOM. But I have had a few glasses of wine.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you????
You are grotesque. Thank you for revealing your true and vile inner self.
You are a paid basher and cretin and are not fit to carry my tennis bag.
I will try to be polite to you but you are loathsome.
You are an interesting paid pumper. I wonder who you really are, and what you are all about.