I need a Longfellow to help get a message to my dear friend Grey
Dear Ole Grey ,
Why did you put me on ignore? Pappy come home. We'll take real good care of you.
The kids and grandma are really missing you too.
Please give up your OCD ways. Take your medication and relax.
Those nasties out there in yahoo land are only using you. They upset you everyday and night.
Summer's almost gone. Come home pappy, come home.