I forgot to give the answer to the actual Food Science 100 finals multiple guess question (yes, this was an actual question on the final exam - and the story about the jock who transferred to Oklahoma and tutored English actually happened also):
Which of the following should be refrigerated?
A. Bread B. Peanut butter C. Milk D. olive oil
airy, the preferred answer is (C) milk, although you could refrigerate the others as well (jocks get partial credit for those answers).
Fortunately, you will be graded on a curve against a class composed largely of "scholarship" recipients of the Athletic Department, many of whom forgot to write their name on the test or went to the wrong room.
Funniest headline ever in the Cap Times "Elroy Hirsch Cutting Back" - anyone who knew Elroy (then Athletic Department head) knew that if he cut back any more he'd be asleep 24 hours a day. Nice guy, wrong job.