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  • I forgot to give the answer to the actual Food
    Science 100 finals multiple guess question (yes, this was
    an actual question on the final exam - and the story
    about the jock who transferred to Oklahoma and tutored
    English actually happened also):

    Which of the
    following should be refrigerated?

    A. Bread
    Peanut butter
    C. Milk
    D. olive

    airy, the preferred answer is (C) milk, although you
    could refrigerate the others as well (jocks get partial
    credit for those answers).

    Fortunately, you will
    be graded on a curve against a class composed
    largely of "scholarship" recipients of the Athletic
    Department, many of whom forgot to write their name on the
    test or went to the wrong room.

    headline ever in the Cap Times "Elroy Hirsch Cutting Back"
    - anyone who knew Elroy (then Athletic Department
    head) knew that if he cut back any more he'd be asleep
    24 hours a day. Nice guy, wrong job.

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