You didn't do any of that stuff, it's just another childish BB fantasy.
Otherwise you would soon get a lawsuit in the public climate established by the Connecticut shootings. You would be bankrupted and moving out soon enough in that case. Your picture would be in the paper and you would be followed by paparazzi and your local police department. Your town would not appreciate the attention, whatever the opinions of the officials. The bullseye trick would get you arrested for trespassing and double the amount too.
If I were your neighbor and you really did it, I'd let you self destruct and then let a lawyer spring the trap. Would you consider moving next door to me? I live in Silicon Valley in California. Suing you here would be a pleasure. I'd take it in installments too - it would be an extra income, then a pension plan. Come on out!
If you want to drink the Koolaide, it's your problem.