Welcome to all the Millions of Illegal Citizens in the USA
I am Obama, the dictator of the United States, just in case you do not know it, I control if you get in this country or not.
I do welcome you to be a citizen of this great nation. Once you become a citizen, we offer free 100% coverage healthcare, free food stamps, and free monthly unemployment. As my Democratic party controls the Senate, we will make sure you never run out of free money and stamps.
All that I ask you is to vote Democratic once you are a U.S. citizen. If all of you Illegal’s do this, we will be able to keep the free stuff coming to you forever.
So, there is no incentive for you to get a job here, as I will make sure every high income person pays for everything. Please keep having babies as they will be our future to keep the free stuff flowing top you as grandparents.