Bill O'Reilly: "Gay Marriage Opponents Can Only 'Thump' The Bible!
ATLANTA (AP)- Fox News host Bill O'Reilly says opponents of gay marriage haven't been able to do "anything but thump the bible" as they have failed to mount a strong argument against same-sex marriage.
"The compelling argument is on the side of homosexuals," O'Reilly said on Fox Tuesday. "That's where the compelling argument is. "We are Americans. We just want to be treated like everybody else.' That's a compelling argument, and to deny that, you have got to have a very strong argument on the other side. The argument on the other side hasn't been able to do anything but 'thump the bible".
O'reilly went on to say he had no strong feelings against gay marriage. "I support civil unions," he said. "I have always been for them, I feel people should not be so judgemental, in others words keep you nose out of everyone elses business but your own."
What do Bill O'Reilly and Cuss Limpbaugh have in common ?
Radio commentator Rush Limbaugh announced today that he is getting a divorce from his fourth wife, Kathryn Rogers. Limbaugh blamed his marital problems on President Obama's support for gay marriage, claiming that his own relationship simply could not take the strain of Obama's "war on traditional marriage". "Obama is forcing me to divorce my female wife and marry a man, folks", sputtered Limbaugh, between puffs of his big, smelly cigar. "This is Obama's world now and we straight, butch white males have no say in it at all. I am announcing my engagement to a long-time traveling companion who has accompanied me on many trips to the Dominican Republic. I know my engagement may seem awfully fast since my divorce to ... uh, Snerdley, what's that woman's name again? Kathryn? Right - since my divorce to Kathleen isn't even final yet. But folks, if I am going to be forced into a gay marriage by our Marxist president, it's going to be with a fabulous man that I have known and loved for a very long time. Uh, platonically, of course.", he quickly added. "My companion and I have a lot in common; we both have a love for giant cigars; we both prefer spending time with men rather than women, we both have a high tolerance for Viagra, and we absolutely adore taking trips to the Dominican Republic to hire young prosti, uh, masseurs to relax us."