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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Feb 4, 2013 1:01 PM Flag

    The ABCs Of How You Invested Last Week...........

    Here We go;

    1.) A, You are an AceHole. Thought that You were a smartAce.

    2.) Big Boyz shoved it up Your Ace.

    3,) Control. You thought that You were The New Mr.Burns,at the control of Your computer,and everyone else were stupid Pee-Onz.

    Now that there is clear evidence of how smart You really are,take a step back,and firure out how You can entice that fat chick at the park,by telling Her You love to party and have a good time at the roller rink.

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