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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Feb 4, 2013 6:07 PM Flag

    Swaying

    So there You are,mr.Big Shotz,swaggering over to that Chick,acting like You own the place and You stammer out "would You like to skate with Me",She looks up at You,Her sexy pout turnz ice cold,and She blurts out NO,and turns Her head away,and leaves You standing there with Your thumb up Your Ace,everyone is watching and laughing while You feel like a zero.You run home,pop a blue V,and beat off til dawn,figuring out how to say it right next time. A huge hit in the market would impress....She is so hot,how can I become a Big Bragging Cigar chomper,and have a trophy like Her???? I know,I know just what I am going to do Monday,then She will be Mine--- All Mine! Wake Up Jerk,You just gave Your shirt to that fat big shot,who also just asked the same girl out and She said Yes,and He can not skate to save his life.

 
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