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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Feb 6, 2013 9:29 AM Flag

    No Dividend Cut.

    The only Cutz around here will be the cutting of Big Fartez,directly into the faces of the Jerkz that bought in last week in the 60s. The Fartez,are Mr. Wall Streets way of sharing all the fine dining He has been enjoying on Your Dime. You know that Hot Chick at the club,the one that shot You down? She is just a has been herself,so don't feel bad.She certainly is looking in all the wrong places,if she thinks she will find some guy there with buckz. She has already been passed around by The Big Boyz,they had their way with Her,and sent Her packing. Now She is hanging out at that club,looking like a pig with lip stick,cork teasing lonely Dips like You,and You went for it.You know she is money hungry,so You went ahead and bought(at the top),thinking that You could show up and subtly brag about what a great investor You are. Since You can't count any money,count Your blessings.She is just a gold digging spider,who has you under a spell. As for the fat Big Boyz,they all end up with the gout,from all the lobster and king crab they ate with your money.

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