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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Feb 8, 2013 3:06 PM Flag

    The Big Juicy One.

    You thought that it was a clear signal,to come over and grab at Her Behindz,and all You got was a slap UpSidez Your Headz,along with a dirty look.Then You ran away with Your half full diaper slipping off. Never buy at the top of a chart,going into earningz,never. If She endz up walking out with some other fool,so be it,there are other Slutz awaiting,some fattys,some old ones with a ton of make up,then,of course,there are the little qutesies,that giggle at everything You say,as They prepare Their venus Trapz.. It is a tough game,and not everyone can be a champion like Me.

 
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