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  • stenchcloud stenchcloud Feb 18, 2013 8:48 PM Flag

    I Am Not A #$%$ !!!

    I was not Sniffing Fartez from The Hot Chicks Seatz Cushionz !!! I just happened to be passing by and when I looked down at the chair She was sitting in,My contact lens popped out.As I franticaly searched,it only appeared that I was burrowing My nose into The Cushionz,therefore,there never was any due diligence to begin with.Ironic,is the fact that I origionaly stated that something did not smell right,but was rebuked,and told to add at present level,and to disregard My preliminary findings that a Fartez was in Our midst,and no one wanted to believe that a Chick as hot as her had the capacity to Fartez and Stink the way thingz actualy are,as reality setz in. Never judge a book by its' cover,or rely on the likez of Dr.Zachary Smith for future investmentz.

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